Dan Aykroyd
Beldar
Acting
Jane Curtin
Prymatt
Acting
Michael McKean
Gorman Seedling, INS Deputy Commissioner
Acting
Laraine Newman
Laarta
Acting
Jason Alexander
Larry Farber
Acting
Lisa Jane Persky
Lisa Farber
Acting
Chris Farley
Ronnie the Mechanic
Acting
David Spade
Eli Turnbull, INS Agent
Acting
Sinbad
Otto
Acting
Phil Hartman
Marlax
Acting
Jan Hooks
Gladys Johnson, Driving Student
Acting
Dave Thomas
Highmaster
Acting
Michelle Burke
Connie Conehead
Acting
Robert Knott
Air Traffic Controller
Acting
Jonathan Penner
Captain Air Traffic
Acting
Whip Hubley
F-16 Pilot
Acting
Howard Napper
Ang Pilot
Acting
Michael Richards
Motel Clerk
Acting
Eddie Griffin
Customer
Acting
Adam Sandler
Carmine
Acting
Grant Martell
Hispanic Man #1
Acting
Art Bonilla
Hispanic Man #2
Acting
Rosa Maria Briz
Hispanic Woman
Acting
Joey Lauren Adams
Christina
Acting
Parker Posey
Stephanie
Acting
Kevin Nealon
Senator
Acting
Julia Sweeney
Principal
Acting
Ellen DeGeneres
Coach
Acting
Walter Robles
Fire Marshal
Acting
James Keane
Harv
Acting
Todd Susman
Ron
Acting
Danielle Aykroyd
3 Year Old Connie
Acting
Nicolette Harnish
10 Year Old Connie
Acting
Sam Freed
Master of Ceremonies
Acting
Tom Davis
Supplicant
Acting
Garrett Morris
Captain Orecruiser
Acting
Cooper Layne
Engineer
Writing
Sarah Anne Levy
Hygenist
Acting
Drew Carey
Taxi Passenger
Acting
Shishir Kurup
Khoudri
Acting
Sydney Coberly
Nurse
Acting
Barry Kivel
Doctor
Acting
Terry Turner
Sketch Artist
Writing
McNally Sagal
Female Agent
Acting
Richard Comar
Agent
Acting
Peter Aykroyd
Highmaster Mentot
Writing
Nils Allen Stewart
Guard
Acting
Tim Meadows
Athletic Cone
Acting
Mitchell Bobrow
Garthok Combatant
Acting
Laurence Bilzerian
Cone Battle Commander
Acting
Topper Lilien
Cone Pilot
Writing
Tom Arnold
Golfer (uncredited)
Acting
Jon Lovitz
Dr. Rudolph (uncredited)
Acting