Charlie Sheen
Topper Harley / Rhett Butler / Superman
Acting
Cary Elwes
Kent Gregory
Acting
Valeria Golino
Ramada Thompson / Scarlett O'Hara / Lois Lane
Acting
Lloyd Bridges
Admiral Benson
Acting
Kevin Dunn
Lt. Commander Block
Acting
Jon Cryer
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach
Acting
William O'Leary
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson
Acting
Kristy Swanson
Kowalski
Acting
Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
Wilson
Acting
Bill Irwin
Buzz Harley
Acting
Heidi Swedberg
Mrs. 'Dead Meat' Thompson
Acting
Bruce A. Young
'Red' Herring
Acting
Ryan Stiles
'Mailman' Farnham
Acting
Rino Thunder
Owatonna 'The Old One'
Acting
Mark Arnott
Rosener
Acting
Ryan Cutrona
Captain Margolis
Acting
Don Lake
Doctor
Acting
Kelly Connell
Air Controller
Acting
Tony Simotes
Ambulance Driver
Acting
Don Luce
Paramedic
Acting
Judith Kahan
Nurse
Acting
Jeff Bright
Communications Officer
Acting
Jimmy Lennon Jr.
Ring Announcer
Acting
Marie Thomas-Foster
Francine
Acting
Ryan Fitzgerald
Scooter
Acting
Al Clegg
Jazz
Acting
Pat Proft
Lawrence Lipps
Writing
Marc Shaiman
Piano Player
Sound
Cylk Cozart
Drill Sergeant #1
Acting
Christopher J. Keene
Drill Sergeant #2
Acting
Ed Herschlar
Rabbi
Acting
Jimmie Ray Weeks
Amish Man
Acting
Annie O'Donnell
Amish Woman
Acting
Mack Yamaguchi
Eskimo
Acting
Charles Barkley
Charles Barkley
Acting
Bill Laimbeer
Bill Laimbeer
Acting
Eugene Greytak
Pope John Paul II
Acting
Tony Lorea
Humphrey 'Bogie' Bogart
Acting
Jerry Haleva
Saddam Hussein
Acting
Bob Lenz
Elvis 'The King' Presley
Acting
Willie Collins
Liberace
Acting
Robert Puro
Precocious Paper Boy
Acting
Richard Lasting
Handsome Milkman
Acting
Elston Ridgle
Boxer #1
Acting
Max Jones
Boxer #2
Acting
Christopher Doyle
Conspiratorial Crewman
Crew
Pablo Prietto
Parking Valet
Editing
John Bankson
Parking Valet
Art
Nancy Abrahams
Family in Front of TV Store
Acting
Joseph Abrahams
Family in Front of TV Store
Acting
Jamie Abrahams
Family in Front of TV Store
Acting
Cary Brayboy
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
Acting
Tony Moreno
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
Acting
Kevin Eads
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
Acting
Dave Oliver
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
Acting
Richard Emanuelle
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
Acting
Kip Pierce
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
Acting
Brent Freeman
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
Acting
Kenton Steger
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
Acting
Craig McIntosh
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
Acting
Sean Wright
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
Acting
Joe Allegro
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
Acting
Jack I. Bernstein
Rabinowitz (uncredited)
Acting