Luke Wilson
Cpl. "Average Joe" Bauers / "Not Sure"
Acting
Maya Rudolph
Rita
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Dax Shepard
Frito Pendejo
Acting
Terry Crews
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
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Anthony 'Citric' Campos
Secretary of Defense
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David Herman
Secretary of State
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Sonny Castillo
Prosecutor
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Kevin McAfee
Bailiff
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Robert Musgrave
Sgt. Keller
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Michael McCafferty
Officer Collins
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Christopher Ryan
Hospital Technician
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Justin Long
Dr. Lexus
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Heath Jones
Cop #1
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Eli Muñoz
Horny Guy
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Patrick Fischler
Yuppie Husband
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Darlene Hunt
Yuppie Wife
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Ryan Ransdell
Trashy Guy
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Melissa Sweet
Slutty Girl
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Valerie Posas
New Slutty Girl
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Wes Davis
Trashy Teen Jock
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Andrew Wilson
Beef Supreme
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Mark Tuner
Officer
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Kevin Klee
Main Character (Ow! My Balls! Guy)
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John Dodson
Additional Officer
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Melissa Espinales
Counter Woman
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Joseph Cheatham
Doctor in Waiting Room
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Jason Schaefer
Prison Guard #1 / Costco Greeter
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Richard Reeder
Prison Guard #2
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Lawrence Castillo
Prison Guard #3
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Turk Pipkin
Guy at Costco
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Heather Kafka
Woman at Carl's Jr.
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Christopher M. Campos
Congressman #1
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Roman Ramos
Congressman #2
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Randal Reeder
Secret Service Thug
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Scarface
Upgrayedd
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Brendan Hill
Secretary of Energy
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Thomas Haden Church
Brawndo CEO
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Melissa Dawn
Female Newscaster
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Derek Southers
Male Newscaster
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Lidia Porto
Female Reporter
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Gregory Kelly
Stadium Guard
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Greg Pitts
Cameraman
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Jason Konopisos-Alvarez
Cop at Government Center
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Mitch Baker
Doctor
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Daniel Smith
Control Room Director
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Chris Warner
Cop at Costco
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Lonnie Nelson
Trapped Man
Crew
Danny Cochran
Secretary of Education
Acting
Marcos Martinez Rios
Secret Service Thug #2
Acting
Earl Mann
Narrator (voice)
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Sara Rue
Attorney General (uncredited)
Acting
Evan Miller
Charles Chaplin (uncredited)
Acting
Heath Allyn
Prisoner (uncredited)
Acting
Erik Anderson
Angry Court Member (uncredited)
Acting
Jason Bohn
Hospital Patient (uncredited)
Acting
Glori Renee Euwer
Museum Visitor (uncredited)
Acting
Evelyn Hurley
One of Upgrayedd's Ladies (uncredited)
Acting
Tom Kenny
Computer Voice (uncredited)
Acting
Max Kruemcke
Townsperson (uncredited)
Art
T.J. McFarland
Old Man (uncredited)
Acting
Jesse Medeles
Peterson (uncredited)
Acting
James Moreno
Front Row Juror (uncredited)
Acting
Dan Murphy
Congressman (uncredited)
Acting
Steve Powers
Townsperson (uncredited)
Acting
Stephen Root
Judge Hector "The Hangman" (uncredited)
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Lainie Safady
President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
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Ava Knighten Santana
President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
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Kati Sharp
Townsperson (uncredited)
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Michael Sorrells
Party Guest (uncredited)
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Gary Teague
Townsperson (uncredited)
Acting
Curtis Wayne
Amusement Park Patron (uncredited)
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Caitlin Wehrle
President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
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Heath Young
Townsperson (uncredited)
Acting
Spencer Kayden
Miss Claypool (uncredited)
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Samantha Inoue Harte
Juror (uncredited)
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