Luke Wilson
Joe Bauers
Acting
Maya Rudolph
Rita
Acting
Dax Shepard
Frito
Acting
Terry Crews
President Camacho
Acting
Anthony 'Citric' Campos
Secretary of Defense
Acting
David Herman
Secretary of State
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Sonny Castillo
Prosecutor
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Kevin McAfee
Bailiff
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Robert Musgrave
Sgt. Keller
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Michael McCafferty
Officer Collins
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Christopher Ryan
Hospital Technician
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Justin Long
Doctor
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Heath Jones
Cop #1
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Eli Muñoz
Horny Guy
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Patrick Fischler
Yuppie Husband
Acting
Darlene Hunt
Yuppie Wife
Acting
Ryan Ransdell
Trashy Guy
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Melissa Sweet
Slutty Girl
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Valerie Posas
New Slutty Girl
Acting
Wes Davis
Trashy Teen Jock
Acting
Andrew Wilson
Beef Supreme
Acting
Mark Tuner
Officer
Acting
Kevin Klee
Main Character (Ow! My Balls! Guy)
Acting
John Dodson
Additional Officer
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Melissa Espinales
Counter Woman
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Joseph Cheatham
Doctor in Waiting Room
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Jason Schaefer
Prison Guard #1 / Costco Greeter
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Richard Reeder
Prison Guard #2
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Lawrence Castillo
Prison Guard #3
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Turk Pipkin
Guy at Costco
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Heather Kafka
Woman at Carl's Jr.
Acting
Christopher M. Campos
Congressman #1
Acting
Roman Ramos
Congressman #2
Acting
Randal Reeder
Secret Service Thug
Acting
Scarface
Upgrayedd
Acting
Brendan Hill
Secretary of Energy
Acting
Thomas Haden Church
Brawndo CEO
Acting
Melissa Dawn
Female Newscaster
Acting
Derek Southers
Male Newscaster
Acting
Lidia Porto
Female Reporter
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Gregory Kelly
Stadium Guard
Acting
Greg Pitts
Cameraman
Acting
Jason Konopisos-Alvarez
Cop at Government Center
Acting
Mitch Baker
Doctor (with Trashy Guy)
Acting
Daniel Smith
Control Room Director
Acting
Chris Warner
Cop at Costco
Acting
Lonnie Nelson
Trapped Man
Crew
Danny Cochran
Secretary of Education
Acting
Marcos Martinez Rios
Secret Service Thug #2
Acting
Earl Mann
Narrator (voice)
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Sara Rue
Attorney General (uncredited)
Acting
Evan Miller
Charles Chaplin (uncredited)
Acting
Heath Allyn
Prisoner (uncredited)
Acting
Erik Anderson
Angry Court Member (uncredited)
Acting
Jason Bohn
Hospital Patient (uncredited)
Acting
Glori Renee Euwer
Museum Visitor (uncredited)
Acting
Evelyn Hurley
One of Upgrayedd's Ladies (uncredited)
Acting
Tom Kenny
Carl's Jr. Machine (voice) (uncredited)
Acting
Max Kruemcke
Townsperson (uncredited)
Art
T.J. McFarland
Old Man (uncredited)
Acting
Jesse Medeles
Peterson (uncredited)
Acting
James Moreno
Front Row Juror (uncredited)
Acting
Dan Murphy
Congressman (uncredited)
Acting
Steve Powers
Townsperson (uncredited)
Acting
Stephen Root
Judge Hector "The Hangman" (uncredited)
Acting
Lainie Safady
President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
Acting
Ava Knighten Santana
President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
Acting
Kati Sharp
Townsperson (uncredited)
Acting
Michael Sorrells
Party Guest (uncredited)
Acting
Gary Teague
Townsperson (uncredited)
Acting
Curtis Wayne
Amusement Park Patron (uncredited)
Acting
Caitlin Wehrle
President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
Acting
Heath Young
Townsperson (uncredited)
Acting
Spencer Kayden
Miss Claypool (uncredited)
Acting
Samantha Inoue-Harte
Juror (uncredited)
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Ryan Melton
Dr. Jagger
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