Mark Wahlberg
John Bennett
Acting
Mila Kunis
Lori Collins
Acting
Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)
Acting
Joel McHale
Rex
Acting
Giovanni Ribisi
Donny
Acting
Patrick Warburton
Guy
Acting
Matt Walsh
Thomas
Acting
Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn
Acting
Aedin Mincks
Robert
Acting
Bill Smitrovich
Frank
Acting
Patrick Stewart
Narrator (voice)
Acting
Norah Jones
Norah Jones
Acting
Sam J. Jones
Sam Jones
Acting
Tom Skerritt
Tom Skerritt
Acting
Bretton Manley
Young John
Acting
Ralph Garman
John's Dad
Acting
Alex Borstein
John's Mom
Acting
John Viener
Alix
Acting
Laura Vandervoort
Tanya
Acting
Robert Wu
Asian Man "Ming"
Acting
Ginger Gonzaga
Gina
Acting
Jessica Stroup
Tracy
Acting
Melissa Ordway
Michelle
Acting
Max Harris
Greenbaum Kid
Acting
Zane Cowans
Kid #1 / Young Ted's Voice
Acting
T.J. Hourigan
Kid #2
Acting
Owen Clarke
Kid #3
Acting
Kristina Ellery
Heavenly
Crew
Katelyn Lorren
Cherene
Acting
Chanty Sok
Angelique
Acting
Sarah Fischer
Sauvignon Blanc
Acting
Cassie Djerf
Waitress
Acting
Joe Siriani
Guy at Table #1
Acting
Pat Shea
Guy at Table #2
Writing
Josh Duvendeck
Guy #1
Acting
Chris Cox
Guy #2
Acting
Henry Penzi
Partygoer (Ted's Buddy)
Production
Tania Cabrera
Girl at Party
Acting
Colton Shires
Teenage John
Acting
Viera Andrea Moya
Plymouth PR Worker
Acting
Heajee Kim
Club Girl
Acting
Lydia Hannibal
Ellen
Acting
Shawn Thornton
Crazy Guy
Acting
Eric Weinstein
Stagehand
Crew
Danny Smith
Waiter
Acting
Mike Nikitas
Newscaster
Acting
Robin Hamilton
Female Newscaster
Acting
Mike Henry
Southern Newscaster
Acting
Johnny Lee Davenport
Husband
Acting
Chris Everett
Wife
Production
Tara Strong
Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited)
Acting
Ted Danson
Ted Danson (uncredited)
Acting
Ryan Reynolds
Jared (uncredited)
Acting
Olivia Jordan
Party Guest (uncredited)
Acting
Alexandra Creteau
Club Patron (uncredited)
Acting
Emmalyn Anderson
Concert Attendee (uncredited)
Acting
John Franchi
Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited)
Acting