
Robert Dhéry
Marcel Perrignon
Acting

Colette Brosset
Paulette Perrignon
Acting

Louis de Funès
Police station secretary / Head of personnel
Acting

Michel Serrault
Tramp
Acting

Jean Lefebvre
Chougnasse
Acting

Robert Burnier
Houche
Acting
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Eliane D'Almeida
Simone
Acting

Bernard Dhéran
Mr. Jean
Acting

Annie Ducaux
Mrs. Lucanzas
Acting

Jacques Fabbri
'Le gros' / Fatso
Acting
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Bernard Lavallette
Minister of Commerce
Acting

Jacques Legras
Riri, cafe owner
Acting

Christian Marin
Pierrot
Acting

Robert Rollis
Maurice, aka 'Le Lapin', hairdresser
Acting

René Sarvil
Bargeman
Acting

Catherine Sola
Isabelle Zoutin
Acting

Pierre Tchernia
Announcer
Writing

Jacques Charrier
Motorist
Acting

Christian Duvaleix
Vicar
Acting

Roger Pierre
Snob in Sports Car
Acting

Jean-Marc Thibault
Effeminate Young Man
Acting

André Badin
The 'big' gas station manager
Acting

Bruno Balp
Gas station attendant
Acting

Jacques Balutin
Inspector Balutin
Acting
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Didier Daix
Bernapic
Writing
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Robert Destain
Inspector
Acting

Hélène Dieudonné
Granny
Acting

Philippe Dumat
Gas station employee
Acting

Max Favalelli
Ambassador
Acting
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Maurice Gardett
Grougnache
Acting

Gilberte Géniat
Mrs. Zoutin
Acting

Jean Gras
The dauber
Acting

Guy Grosso
Barbemont
Acting

Dominique Maurin
Hairdresser's son
Acting

Claude Piéplu
Me Fachepot, notary
Acting
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Nono Zammit
Gas station attendant
Acting