Ian Ziering
Fin Shepard
Acting
Tara Reid
April Shepard
Acting
Cassie Scerbo
Nova Clarke
Acting
Vivica A. Fox
Skye
Acting
Judah Friedlander
Bryan
Acting
Debra Wilson
New Bryan
Acting
Alaska Thunderfuck
Morgana
Acting
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Merlin
Acting
Marina Sirtis
Winter
Acting
Leslie Jordan
Benjamin Franklin
Acting
Darrell Hammond
George Washington
Acting
Ben Stein
Alexander Hamilton
Acting
Roy Taylor
Jebediah Clarke
Crew
Dexter Holland
British Captain
Acting
Kevin ‘Noodles’ Wasserman
British First Mate
Acting
Constantin Viscreanu
Paul Revere
Acting
Dee Snider
Sheriff
Acting
Jonathan Bennett
Billy the Kid
Acting
Chris Owen
Thirty-Year-Old Gil
Acting
James Murray
Eastwood
Acting
Gilbert Gottfried
Rand McDonald
Acting
Tori Spelling
Raye Martin
Acting
Dean McDermott
Gilly Shepard
Acting
Benjy Bronk
Connor Beale
Acting
Christopher Knight
Grandpa Clarke
Acting
Catarina Scerbo
Young Nova
Acting
Bernie Kopell
Charter Boat Captain
Acting
Chuck Hittinger
Matt Shepard
Acting
Ryan Whitney
Claudia Shepard
Acting
Israel Sáez de Miguel
Captain Santiago
Acting
Marcus Choi
Palmer
Acting
Alexandre Ottoni
Azzinaro
Production
La Toya Jackson
Cleopatra
Acting
James Hong
Confucius
Acting
Eileen Davidson
Marie Antoinette
Acting
Shad Gaspard
Muhammad Ali
Acting
Jayson Paul
Joe Lewis
Acting
Kato Kaelin
Viking King
Acting
Patrick Labyorteaux
Caesar
Acting
Sharon Desiree
Joan of Arc
Acting
Bo Derek
May
Acting
Gary Busey
Wilford Wexler
Acting
Mark McGrath
Martin
Acting
Masiela Lusha
Gemini
Acting
Al Roker
Al Roker
Acting
John Heard
George (archive footage)
Acting
Anthony C. Ferrante
Quint Singer
Directing
Robbie Rist
Quint Guitarist
Acting
Tammy Klein
1950s Dancer
Acting
Roxanna Bina
1950s Dancer
Acting
Raine Michaels
Girl in Bikini
Acting
M. Steven Felty
Hologram Gil (voice) / D. Brown
Acting
Andrei Olteanu
Frodo
Sound
Chris Ridenhour
Townsperson
Sound
Thunder Levin
Bar Patron
Writing
Tiberiu Harsan
Medieval Gil
Acting
Brendan Petrizzo
Hologram Gil
Production
Katarína Paveleková
Background
Acting
Erik Adkins
Acting
Petunia
Petunia
Acting