Keanu Reeves
Ted
Acting
Alex Winter
Bill
Acting
Kristen Schaal
Kelly
Acting
Samara Weaving
Thea
Acting
Jack Haven
Billie
Acting
William Sadler
Death
Acting
Anthony Carrigan
Dennis Caleb McCoy
Acting
Erinn Hayes
Elizabeth
Acting
Jayma Mays
Joanna
Acting
Hal Landon Jr.
Chief Logan
Acting
Beck Bennett
Deacon
Acting
Kid Cudi
Kid Cudi
Acting
Amy Stoch
Missy
Acting
Holland Taylor
The Great Leader
Acting
Jillian Bell
Dr. Taylor Wood
Acting
Dave Grohl
Dave Grohl
Acting
DazMann Still
Jimi Hendrix
Acting
Jeremiah Craft
Louis Armstrong
Acting
Sharon Gee
Ling Lun
Acting
Patty Anne Miller
Grom
Acting
George Carlin
Rufus Hologram (archive footage)
Acting
Piotr Michael
Rufus (voice)
Acting
Shoshana Bean
First Noble
Acting
Sharon K. London
Second Noble
Acting
Al Vicente
Lead Scientist
Acting
Jared Bankens
Jesus / Young Ted
Acting
Ed Solomon
Stupid Demon
Writing
Chris Matheson
Ugly Demon
Writing
Kelly Carlin-McCall
Head Technician
Acting
Mickey Gooch Jr.
Clete
Acting
Billy Slaughter
Young Bill
Acting
Reece Loustalot
Babe Ruth
Acting
William E. Harris
George Washington
Acting
Kimberly Stockton
Queen Elizabeth
Acting
Christian Scott
Noble
Acting
Bridget Andrews
Cleopatra
Acting
Artis Burney
Buddha
Acting
Gretchen Byers
Renaissance Lady
Acting
Georgia Cohran
Harriet Tubman
Acting
David Calloway
Roman Soldier
Acting
John Devilman
Roman Soldier
Acting
Bailie Duzaut
Female Celt
Acting
Andrea Garcia
Gypsy
Acting
Gabriel Derrick
Gypsy
Acting
Maddison Nicolosi
Gypsy
Acting
Kallie Glidewell
Flapper
Acting
Xavier Leblanc
Pharaoh
Acting
Joseph Martin
Elizabethan Nobleman
Acting
Kharismisa Morris
Josephine Baker
Acting
Ned Yousef
Gandhi
Acting
Eliana Ruiz
Indira Gandhi
Acting
Tommie Wong
Kubla Khan
Acting
Lindy Ariff
Amelia Earhart
Acting
Diana Barnes
Frida
Acting
Alberto Corrales
Spanish Count
Acting
Scott Gelpi
Native Chief
Acting
Andrian Harabaru
Cellist
Acting
Dylan Langlois
Rifleman
Acting
Nick Garrison
Hendrix Band Member
Acting
Jeff Pagano
Noelle Redding
Acting
Dijon Lodree
Caveman
Acting
Jeremy Thomas
Caveman
Acting
Alexis Long
Cavewoman
Acting
Suzy Cole
Scientist
Acting
Alex Halpern
Scientist
Acting
Kierra Luv
Scientist
Acting
Bill Prady
Scientist
Writing
Nicolas Bosc
Caveman (uncredited)
Crew
Daniel Dorr
Mozart (uncredited)
Acting
Gregory Hobson
Tough Prisoner (uncredited)
Acting
'Weird Al' Yankovic
Guy Playing Accordion (uncredited)
Acting
William Buster Benefield
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Acting
Michael Biss
Umpire (uncredited)
Acting
Maydelle Clarice
Renaissance Dancer (uncredited)
Acting
Guillermo Rodriguez
Guy in Shower (uncredited)
Acting
Matt Gorman
Fan Playing Air Guitar (uncredited)
Acting
John Morzen
Man in Lounge (uncredited)
Production
Julia Holt
Tambourine Player (uncredited)
Acting