Perry Caravello

Self / Stone Fury

Acting

Don Barris

Self / Big Lou

Writing

Tony Barbieri

Mole / Brock / John Quincy Adams

Directing

Bobcat Goldthwait

The Director

Acting

Dane Cook

Roman Polanski

Acting

Jimmy Kimmel

Self

Acting

Adam Carolla

Self

Acting

William Perry

Self

Acting

Carson Daly

Self

Acting

Lisa Arch

Susan B. Anthony / Jiggly Wrigley

Acting

Toby Huss

Ansel Adams

Acting

Bob Legionaire

Charlton Heston

Acting

Geoff Pierson

The President of Show Business

Acting

Laura Silverman

Frances Farmer

Acting

Tom Stern

Yurgi

Directing

Toshi Toda

Hiroshima Nagaskai

Acting

Tom Kenny

Santiago

Acting

Charlie Adams

Usher

Acting

Kitana Baker

Svetlana

Acting

Tammy Faye Bakker

Self

Acting

Johann Benét

Self

Acting

Veena Bidasha

Clerk's Daughter #2

Acting

Neena Bidasha

Clerk's Daughter #1

Acting

Scott Hartman

Bartolomeo Vanzetti

Acting

Tom Hughes

Personal Assistant

Acting

Sal Iacono

Sol Steinbergowitz-Greenbaum

Writing

Subash Kundanmal

Convenience Store Clerk

Acting

Tawanna Browne

Actress 1

Acting

Julia Lea Wolov

Actress 2

Acting

Dana Goodman

Actress 3

Acting

Eric Marseglia

Burt Ward

Acting

Peewee Piemonte

Henchman 2

Crew

James Price

Perty's Stunt Double

Acting

Jill Sundeen

Nadia

Acting

Wayne Wilderson

Nicola Sacco

Acting

Vini Kanal

Clerk's Wife

Acting

Roger Rose

Reporter

Acting

Paul Motley

Ernie Banks

Acting

Colin Quinn

Self

Acting

Dave Sheridan

Acting