Eddie O'Connell
Colin, Photographer / Narrator
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Patsy Kensit
Suzette
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James Fox
Henley of Mayfair, Dressmaker to the Queen
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David Bowie
Vendice Partners
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Ray Davies
Arthur, Colin's Dad
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Mandy Rice-Davies
Flora, Colin's Mum
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Eve Ferret
Big Jill
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Tony Hippolyte
Mr. Cool
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Graham Fletcher-Cook
Wizard
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Joseph McKenna
Fabulous Hoplite
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Steven Berkoff
The Fanatic
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Sade
Athene Duncannon (as Sade Adu)
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Edward Tudor-Pole
Ed the Ted (as Tenpole Tudor)
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Bruce Payne
Flikker
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Alan Freeman
Call-Me-Cobber
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Anita Morris
Dido Lament
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Paul Rhys
Dean Swift
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Julian Firth
The Misery Kid
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Chris Pitt
Baby Boom
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Lionel Blair
Harry Charms
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Gary Beadle
Johnny Wonder
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Robbie Coltrane
Mario
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Jess Conrad
Cappuccino Man
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Smiley Culture
D.J. Entertainer
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Ronald Fraser
Amberley Drove
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Slim Gaillard
Party Singer
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Irene Handl
Mrs Larkin
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Peter-Hugo Daly
Vern (as Peter Hugo-Daly)
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Amanda Jane Powell
Dorita
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Johnny Shannon
Saltzman
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Sylvia Syms
Cynthia Eve
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Ekow Abban
Santa Lucia Club Owner
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Robert Austin
Slim Brother
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Gerry Alexander
Ton-Up Vicar
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Jim Dunk
Slim Brother
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Johnny Edge
Trader Horn
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Carmen Ejogo
Carmen
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Paul Fairminer
Eddie Sex
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Hugo First
Maltese Lodger
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Pat Hartley
Ms Cool Snr
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Astley Harvey
Mr Cool Snr
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Colin Jeavons
Pamphleteer
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Alfred Maron
Bert the Tailor
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Zoot Money
Chez Nobody Barman (as G.B. (Zoot) Money)
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Sandie Shaw
Baby Boom's Mother
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Bruno Tonioli
Maltese Lodger
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Chua Kah Joo
Dancer
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Eric Sykes
Arcade Attendant (uncredited)
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