David Gobble
Rick Whitehead
Acting
Fard Muhammad
Carlos
Acting
Allison Pregler
Elizabeth Howard Grace
Acting
Rob Walker
Santa Christ
Acting
Doug Walker
Samuel Tobinski / Kendrick Tobinski
Acting
Malcolm Ray
The Devil
Acting
Brad Jones
Willy Whitehead
Acting
Brian Lewis
Burton Burpo
Acting
Zachary La Voy
Ranger Buckman
Acting
Tamara Lynn Chambers
Darlene
Acting
Sarah Gobble
God
Acting
Aidan Bart
Young Rick
Acting
Nash Bozard
Terry
Acting
Flynn Hanners
Father Jenkins
Acting
Jillian Zurawski
Rick's Mom
Acting
Ed Smith
Praying Man
Acting
Christopher Proffitt
Gabe
Acting
Trevor Ollech
Ned and Stacey
Acting
Brian Irving
Internet Neckbeard
Acting
Sean Wilburn
TV Cameraman
Acting
Ed Glaser
TV Producer
Directing
Joe Means
Heaven's Stage Manager
Acting
Allison Means
Dana
Acting
Tia Spencer
Maid of Honor
Acting
Scott Spencer
Christopher Hitchens (voice)
Acting
Rob Sheehan
Internet Commentor 1
Acting
Cory Lyle Vinderslev
Internet Commenter 2
Acting
Eric Gaspard
Internet Commentor 3
Acting
Ryan Mitchelle
Internet Commentor 4
Editing
Michael Schiciano
Internet Commenter 5
Acting
Patrick Buss
Restaurant Patron (uncredited)
Acting
Louie Corbo
Internet Neckbeard (uncredited)
Acting
Meagan Rachelle
Bush (uncredited)
Acting
Patrick Thatcher
Internet Neckbeard (uncredited)
Acting
Omar Ahmed
Omar
Acting