William Hellfire
Derwin
Directing
Joey Smack
Derick
Acting
Erin Brown
Bible Girl
Acting
Lilly Tiger
Play Girl
Acting
Chris Perez
Car Kid
Acting
Henry Krinkle
Retard
Writing
Mikey Ovum
Spam Jock
Acting
Ryan Trimmer
Benchpress
Acting
Kendall 'Shorty' Ward
Afro-American
Acting
Marie Mazur
Song Girl
Acting
Mike Ronor
Goth Boy
Acting
Liz Bathory
Goth Girl
Acting
Michael Lema
No Info Boy
Acting
Jacqueline D'angelo
911 Dispatcher
Acting
Michelle Chard
911 Girl
Acting
Beef Hunkster
Teacher
Acting
Michael L. Raso
Young Derwin / The Police Chief
Production
Stephen Harris
The Fathers
Acting
Pamela Anne
The Mothers
Acting
Larry Wellman
The Principal
Acting
Pete Floris
Internet Teacher
Acting
Murtal Murtz
School Announcer
Acting
Pete Jacelone
The Janitor
Directing
Thomas Linden
The Gun Man
Acting
Hernandez
The Gun Mans Assistant
Acting
Minty Hansen
Cafeteria Lady
Acting
John James
Bible Boy
Acting
Martina Solej
Screaming Girl
Acting
Lora Lane
Newscaster
Acting
Nathan Lanman
Cameraman
Acting
Carl Pitt
Policeman
Acting
Mick Leo
Swat Answering Machine
Writing
Michael Lione
Teenage Boy #1
Acting
Patrick Henderson
Teenage Boy #2
Acting
Michael J Scillia
Surviving Jock #1
Acting
Kyle Lee Laferrière
Surviving Jock #2
Acting
Justine
Rose Girl
Acting
John Link
Scientist
Acting
Bob Gonzo
Entrepreneur
Acting
John Bacchus
The Preacher
Directing
John Paul Fedele
G.U.N. Association Representative
Acting