Daniel H. Jenkins
Oliver Cromwell 'O.C.' Ogilvie
Acting
Neill Barry
Mark Stiggs
Acting
Jane Curtin
Elinore Schwab
Acting
Paul Dooley
Randall Schwab
Acting
Jon Cryer
Randall Schwab Jr.
Acting
Ray Walston
Grandpa 'Gramps' Ogilvie
Acting
Cynthia Nixon
Michelle
Acting
Dennis Hopper
Sponson
Acting
Alan Autry
Goon
Acting
Martin Mull
Pat Coletti
Acting
Melvin Van Peebles
Wino Bob
Acting
Tina Louise
Florence Beaugereaux
Acting
Greg Wrangler
Jefferson Washington
Acting
Bob Uecker
Himself
Acting
Victor Ho
Frankie Tang
Production
Tiffany Helm
Charlotte
Acting
Nina van Pallandt
Clare Dejavue
Acting
Caroline Aaron
Janine
Acting
Danny Darst
Schwab Commercial Singer
Acting
Robert Fortier
Wino Jim
Acting
Carla Borelli
Stella Stiggs
Acting
Louis Nye
Garth Sloan
Acting
Dan Ziskie
Rusty Calloway
Acting
King Sunny Ade
Himself
Acting
Thomas Hal Phillips
Hal Phillip Walker
Writing