
Danny DeVito
Chief Wyatt Rash
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Bette Midler
Mona Dearly
Acting

Neve Campbell
Ellen Rash
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Jamie Lee Curtis
Rona Mace
Acting

Casey Affleck
Bobby Calzone
Acting

William Fichtner
Phil Dearly
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Marcus Thomas
Jeff Dearly
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Peter Dobson
Lt. Feege Gruber
Acting

Kathleen Wilhoite
Lucinda
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Tracey Walter
Clarence
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Paul Ben-Victor
Deputy Tony Carlucci
Acting

Paul Schulze
Deputy Jimmy D.
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Mark Pellegrino
Murph Calzone
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Raymond O'Connor
Father Tom Stowick
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Lisa Rieffel
Valerie
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Robert Arce
Doctor Schwartz
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Brittany Peterson
Maria Lasala
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Philip Perlman
Charm Motel Cashier
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Melissa McCarthy
Shirley
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Jason Monkarsh
Benny
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Brian Doyle-Murray
Tow Truck Driver
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Yul Vazquez
French Instructor
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Danielle Camastra
White Trash Golfer (uncredited)
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