Mark Wahlberg
John
Acting
Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)
Acting
Amanda Seyfried
Samantha
Acting
Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn
Acting
Giovanni Ribisi
Donny
Acting
Morgan Freeman
Patrick Meighan
Acting
Sam J. Jones
Sam J. Jones
Acting
Patrick Warburton
Guy
Acting
Michael Dorn
Rick
Acting
Bill Smitrovich
Frank
Acting
John Slattery
Shep Wild
Acting
Cocoa Brown
Joy
Acting
John Carroll Lynch
Tom Jessup
Acting
Ron Canada
Judge
Acting
Liam Neeson
Customer
Acting
Dennis Haysbert
Fertility Doctor
Acting
Patrick Stewart
Narrator (voice)
Acting
Tom Brady
Tom Brady
Acting
Jay Leno
Jay Leno
Acting
Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel
Acting
Kate McKinnon
Kate McKinnon
Acting
Bobby Moynihan
Bobby Moynihan
Acting
Taran Killam
Taran Killam
Acting
Sebastian Arcelus
Dr. Ed Danzer
Acting
Jay Patterson
Karl Jackson
Acting
Steve Callaghan
Comic
Acting
Nana Visitor
Adoption Agent
Acting
Maggie Geha
Female Nurse
Acting
Jessica Szohr
Allison
Acting
Craig Ricci Shaynak
Blind Guy
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Lexi Atkins
Waitress
Acting
Jack Knight
Todd Kidder
Acting
Lauren Sánchez
Boston Newscaster
Acting
William Xifaras
Boston Neighbor
Acting
Curtis Stigers
Wedding Singer
Acting
Julius Sharpe
NYC Doctor
Writing
Liz Morgan
NYC Nurse
Acting
Alec Sulkin
Obi-Wan
Acting
Ralph Garman
Stormtrooper
Acting
Michael Steven Costello
Jury Foreman
Acting
J. Mark Donaldson
Juror
Crew
Frank Lloyd
Juror
Acting
Bart A. Piscitello Jr.
Bailiff
Acting
Becki Dennis
Receptionist
Acting
Robert Holfelder
Band Leader
Acting
Michael Trisler
Cyclist
Crew
Ryan Hanna
Jogger
Acting
Kate Gustafson
Hasbro CEO Assistant
Acting
David Goldman
Pundit
Acting
Ted Jessup
Pundit
Acting
Ronobir Lahiri
Pundit
Acting
Barry Ratcliffe
Pundit
Acting
Chris Regan
Pundit
Writing
Nefetari Spencer
Pundit
Acting
Jeffrey Stubblefield
Pundit
Acting
Wellesley Wild
Pundit
Writing
Lenny Clarke
Cop (Boston PD)
Acting
Chris Neville
Cop (Boston PD)
Acting
Rachael MacFarlane
Meighan Assistant
Acting
Christy Scott Cashman
Reporter
Acting
Joseph J. Micucci
Nerd (Wedgie)
Production
Josiah Blount
Comic Con Fan
Acting
Johnny Alves
Security Guard
Acting
Silvio Cuadra
Security Guard
Acting
Dustin Ybarra
Borg
Acting
Matthew J. Walters
Hellboy
Acting
Aaron Zell
Vendor
Acting
Scott Wahle
Film Executive
Acting
John Viener
Police Dispatcher
Acting
Kate B. O'Brien
Diner Waitress
Acting
Billy Concha
Bachelor Party Guest
Acting
Andrew Torres
Jump Rope Guy
Acting
Luke Adams
Wedding Announcer
Acting
Tara Strong
Ted Toy (voice)
Acting
Tiffany
Tiffany
Acting
Brittany O'Connor
Cake Girl (uncredited)
Acting
Julie Schmid
Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Acting
Rose Wakesho
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Acting
Katie McCabe
Hot Comic Con Girl (uncredited)
Acting
Stanis Krista Ames
Courthouse Spectator (uncredited)
Acting
Claudia Zielke
Baroness Girl (uncredited)
Acting
Alexandra Creteau
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Acting
Vincent M. Biscione
Ted's Court Gallery (uncredited)
Acting
Kt Baldassaro
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Acting
Laura-Elise Barrett
Booth Girl (uncredited)
Acting
Anissa Borrego
Flash Girl (uncredited)
Acting
Roseny Carrero
My Little Pony Booth Girl (uncredited)
Acting
John Franchi
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Acting
Chia Chen
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Acting
Lexie Contursi
Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Acting
Chassidy Cox
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Acting
Nea Dune
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Acting
Diana Emuge
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Acting
Michelle Fonseca
Courtroom Observer (uncredited)
Acting
Enku Gubaie
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Acting
London Hall
Reporter (uncredited)
Acting
Isabel Wagner
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Acting
Sandra Yap
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Acting
Isabella Sanchez
Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)
Acting
Sagan Rose
Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Acting
Elizabeth Pollard
Fairy at Comic Con (uncredited)
Acting
Tina Grimm
Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)
Acting
Kim Mulhauser
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Acting
Olivia McCarthy
Booth Girl (uncredited)
Acting
Sophie Mazzaro
Fox Booth Girl (uncredited)
Acting
Anna Maiche
Kissing Couple (uncredited)
Acting
Kandiss Lewis
Scat Pack Girl #2 (uncredited)
Acting
Toi'ya Leatherwood
Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Acting
Christopher Weigel
Well Wisher (uncredited)
Acting
Zola Williams
Dancer (uncredited)
Acting
Noelle Trudeau
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Acting
Lance Norris
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Acting
Susan Garfield
Woman at Diner (uncredited)
Acting
Dustin Christenson
Attendee (uncredited)
Acting