Danny DeVito
Vic De Salvo
Acting
Rhea Perlman
Francine Kester
Acting
Gerrit Graham
Parker Braithwaite
Acting
Bernadette Birkett
Mrs. Sweeney
Acting
Barry Corbin
Colonel
Acting
Louis Giambalvo
Goody DeSalvo
Acting
Ronny Graham
Cap'n Andy
Acting
Huntz Hall
Benny Bentson
Acting
Basil Hoffman
Frank Friedlander
Acting
Kevin McCarthy
Wes Vandergelder
Acting
John Megna
Al
Acting
Michael Richards
Sal
Acting
Ron Rifkin
TV Director
Acting
Joe Santos
Tony
Acting
Vincent Schiavelli
Skip Imperali
Acting
Fred Scialla
Richie DeSalvo
Camera
Frank Sivero
Bruno
Acting
Mark L. Taylor
Ken
Acting
George Wendt
Mr. Sweeney
Acting
Steve Allen
Steve Allen
Acting
Jayne Meadows
Jayne Meadows
Acting
Randi Brooks
Teresa
Acting
Cisse Cameron
Wendy
Acting
Gela Nash
Tamara
Acting
Candi Brough
Bambi
Acting
Randi Brough
Stacy
Acting
Army Archerd
Army Archerd
Acting
Allyce Beasley
Paisan Receptionist
Acting
Peter Brocco
Vic's Tailor
Acting
Robert Costanzo
Nunzo
Acting
Selma Diamond
Francine's Mother
Acting
Michael Ensign
Le Boeuf Maitre D'
Acting
Michael Gallup
Opera Singer
Acting
Jason Hervey
Todd Sweeney
Acting
Damon Hines
Woodrow T. Brown
Acting
Jerry Hoffman
Mr. Foley
Acting
Kenneth Kimmins
Network Spokesman
Acting
Bruce Kimmel
WACked Out Recruit
Acting
Katie La Bourdette
Le Boeuf Woman
Acting
Jeffrey Lampert
MBC Guard
Production
Paul Larson
Julie
Acting
Russ Marin
Sid
Acting
Randall Miller
Car Attendant
Directing
Joey DePinto
Teamster Sailor
Acting
James Le Gros
Car Attendant
Acting
Susan Peretz
Network Receptionist
Acting
Bob Perlow
Warm-Up Comic
Writing
Hal Riddle
Dean
Acting
Jerry Seinfeld
Network Rep #1
Acting
Harvey Miller
Network Rep #2
Acting
Charlie Stavola
Cop #1
Acting
J. Alan Thomas
Cop #2
Acting
Lisle Wilson
Mr. Johnson
Acting
Lee Ving
Dawn Patrol
Acting
Nora Gaye
HOT BODS
Acting
Victoria Cooke
HOT BODS
Acting
Tracey Walter
Computron Investigator
Acting
Richard Kind
Steve
Acting
Vance Sanders
Mike
Acting
Alan Alda
Alan Alda (uncredited)
Acting