JJ Feild
Liam Adams
Acting
Leo Gregory
Charlie Braithwaite
Acting
Kuno Becker
Santiago Muñez
Acting
Kasia Smutniak
Sophia Tardelli
Acting
Anya Lahiri
June
Acting
Nick Moran
Nick Ashworth
Acting
Christopher Fairbank
Foghorn
Acting
Mike Elliot
Gordon
Acting
Craig Heaney
Phil
Acting
Jack McBride
Walter
Acting
Tamer Hassan
Ronnie
Acting
Ori Pfeffer
Mad Film Director
Acting
John Salthouse
Newcastle Manager
Acting
Gary Lewis
Mal Braithwaite
Acting
Tereza Srbova
Katja
Acting
Margo Stilley
Tamzin Adams
Acting
Olivia Phillips
Bella
Acting
Antonia Bernath
Britt
Acting
Sam Cunningham
Helga
Acting
Mellissa Laycy
Agnetha
Acting
Erin Lister
Ani-Frid
Acting
Jakki Degg
Cute Masseuse
Acting
Anna Maria Everett
Old Masseuse
Acting
Gabrielle Richens
Marjorie
Acting
Paul McGavin
1st AD Commercial
Crew
Tia Thomas
Production assistant
Acting
Paul Humpoletz
LADA Taxi Driver
Acting
Brett Morton
Runner
Acting
Dave Sansom
Film Sound Man
Sound
Bruce Jackson
1st Assistant Director
Directing
Joemma Lavin
Hull Barmaid
Acting
Daniel Cowley
Paramedic
Acting
Rob Jones
Vicar
Acting
Phil Matthews
Sports Reporter
Acting
John Motson
Self
Acting
Matthew Waters
Reporter 1
Acting
Anna Tyler
Reporter 2
Acting
Derek Williams
Sven
Acting
Brian Newbold
Registrar
Acting
Deita Hubbard
German Barmaid 1
Acting
Kerry Shepherd
German Barmaid 2
Acting
Cliff Bradley
Irate Skoda Driver
Acting
Peter Heslop
Unhappy Driver
Acting
Russell De Rozario
Bucharest Boiler
Art
Adam Marusiak
Footballer
Acting
Anthony Ofei
Footballer
Acting
Craig Palmer
Footballer
Acting
Dennis Sweeney
Footballer
Acting
Emeka Ejiofor
Footballer
Acting
Gareth Ellis
Footballer
Acting
Holden Ashley Stein
Footballer
Acting
Jamie Poole
Footballer
Acting
Lee White
Footballer
Acting
Leigh Clayton
Footballer
Acting
Liam Moynihan
Footballer
Acting
Matthew Thorpe
Footballer
Acting
Nathan Wint
Footballer
Acting
Neil Elson
Footballer
Acting
Oliver Jones
Footballer
Acting
Steve Madden
Footballer
Acting
Toby George Jones
Footballer
Acting
David Beckham
Self
Acting
John Terry
Self
Acting
Frank Lampard
Self
Acting
Jamie Carragher
Self
Acting
Paul Robinson
Self
Acting
Owen Hargreaves
Self
Acting
Peter Crouch
Self
Acting
Rio Ferdinand
Self
Acting
Joe Cole
Self
Acting
Gary Neville
Self
Acting
Ray Clemence
Self
Acting
Jermaine Jenas
Self
Acting
Aaron Lennon
Self
Acting
Wayne Bridge
Self
Acting
Steven Gerrard
Self
Acting
Wayne Rooney
Self
Acting
Sven-Göran Eriksson
Self
Acting
Ronaldo
Self
Acting
Hernán Crespo
Self
Acting
John Aloisi
Self
Acting
Fernando Torres
Self
Acting
Thierry Henry
Self
Acting
Filippo Inzaghi
Self
Acting
Ruud van Nistelrooy
Self
Acting
Olof Mellberg
Self
Acting
Henrik Larsson
Self
Acting
Cristiano Ronaldo
Self
Acting
Andrew Shue
(uncredited)
Acting
Peter Dale
Football Reporter (uncredited)
Acting