Keanu Reeves
Ted 'Theodore' Logan
Acting
Alex Winter
Bill S. Preston
Acting
George Carlin
Rufus
Acting
Terry Camilleri
Napoleon
Acting
Dan Shor
Billy the Kid
Acting
Tony Steedman
Socrates
Acting
Rod Loomis
Freud
Acting
Al Leong
Genghis Khan
Acting
Jane Wiedlin
Joan of Arc
Acting
Robert V. Barron
Abraham Lincoln
Acting
Clifford David
Beethoven
Acting
Hal Landon Jr.
Captain Logan
Acting
Bernie Casey
Mr. Ryan
Acting
Amy Stoch
Missy / Mom
Acting
J. Patrick McNamara
Mr. Preston
Acting
Frazier Bain
Deacon
Acting
Diane Franklin
Princess Joanna
Acting
Kimberley Kates
Princess Elizabeth
Acting
William Robbins
Ox
Acting
Steve Shepherd
Randolf
Acting
Anne Machette
Buffy
Acting
Traci Dawn Davis
Jody
Acting
Duncan McLeod
Bartender
Acting
John Clure
Tattooed Cowboy
Acting
Jim Cody Williams
Bearded Cowboy
Acting
Dusty O'Dee
Old West Ugly Dude
Acting
Heather Pittman
Kerry
Acting
Ruth Pittman
Daphne
Acting
Richard Alexander
Bowling Alley Manager
Acting
James Bowbitch
John the Serf
Acting
John Karlsen
Evil Duke
Acting
Jeanne Hermine Herek
Mother at Waterslides
Acting
Jonathan Bond
Waterslide Attendant
Writing
Jeff S. Goodrich
Music Store Salesman
Acting
Lisa Rubin
Girl at Mall
Acting
Marjean Holden
Student Speaker
Acting
Claudia Templeton
Aerobic Saleswoman
Acting
Carol Gossler
Aerobic Instructor
Acting
James D. Nelson
Mall Photographer
Acting
Marcia Darroch
Store Clerk
Acting
Steven Rotblatt
Police Psychiatrist
Acting
Ed Solomon
Stupid Waiter
Writing
Chris Matheson
Ugly Waiter
Writing
Mark Ogden
Neanderthal #1
Acting
Tom Dugan
Neanderthal #2
Acting
Ron Althoff
Security Guard
Crew
Martha Davis
The Three Most Important People In The World
Acting
Fee Waybill
The Three Most Important People In The World
Acting
Clarence Clemons
The Three Most Important People In The World
Acting
Phillip V. Caruso
Dance Photographer (uncredited)
Camera
Lee Hollingsworth
Student (uncredited)
Acting
Greg Lutz
Deputy (uncredited)
Acting
Michael S. Murphey
Mr. Ward (uncredited)
Production
Golan Ramraz
Kid at Waterslides (uncredited)
Writing
Darrell Redleaf-Fielder
Mall Goer (uncredited)
Costume & Make-Up