Jane Jensen
Juliet Capulet
Acting
Will Keenan
Tromeo Que
Acting
Valentine Miele
Murray Martini
Acting
William Beckwith
Cappy Capulet
Acting
Steve Gibbons
London Arbuckle
Acting
Sean Gunn
Sammy Capulet
Acting
Debbie Rochon
Ness
Acting
Lemmy Kilmister
Narrator
Acting
Stephen Blackehart
Benny Que
Acting
Flip Brown
Father Lawrence
Acting
Earl McKoy
Monty Que
Acting
Gene Terinoni
Detective Ernie Scalus
Acting
Wendy Adams
Ingrid Capulet
Acting
Tamara Marie Watson
Georgie Capulet
Acting
Jacqueline Tavarez
Rosy
Acting
Tiffany Shepis
Peter
Acting
Joe Fleishaker
1-900-HOT-HUNK
Acting
James Gunn
Found a Peanut Father
Writing
Lloyd Kaufman
Shocked Onlooker
Directing
Lisbeth Kaufman
Mutant Kid
Acting
Charlotte Kaufman
Mutant Kid
Acting
Caroline Smith
Pauline
Acting
Jason Green
Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (uncredited)
Acting
Ron Jeremy
Tromaville Citizen (uncredited)
Acting
Garon Peterson
Fu Chang
Acting
Joseph Anthony
Flavio (Penis Monster Guy)
Acting
Craig Adams
Guy Who Says It Will Take Him Only Two Minutes to Have Sex
Acting
Neil Ruddy
Nice Man Hit By Car!!
Crew