Rob Schneider
J.D.
Acting
Michelle Rodriguez
Harriet
Acting
Adrien Brody
Flirty Harry
Acting
Lindsay Lohan
Marilyn
Acting
Ari Shaffir
The Amazing Racist
Acting
Vince Offer
Peeping Tom
Directing
Jonathan Spencer
Lt. O'Flanagan / Bob / Sewage Technician / Paparazzi
Acting
Anna Akana
Student
Acting
Ali Olomi
Taliban Guard
Acting
Da'Vone McDonald
Vondell
Acting
Jessie T. Usher
Jamal
Acting
Noelle Kenney
Patient
Acting
Caroline Rich
Cindi
Acting
Theo Von
Mountain Climber
Acting
Joanna Krupa
Beautiful Girl
Acting
Deborah Rombaut
Nurse Jones
Acting
Danni Lang
Beautician
Acting
Alejandro Patiño
Worker
Acting
Calvin Sykes
Murphay
Acting
Andrea Lwin
Beautician
Acting
Thai Edwards
Swade
Acting
Mark Chalant Phifer
Darnell
Acting
Ashton Jordann Ruiz
Acquon
Acting
Ben Wang
Sweatshop Boss
Acting
Paul Kwo
Sweatshop Worker
Acting
Hymnson Chan
Student
Acting
Rick Chambers
Captain
Acting
Chehon Wespi-Tschopp
Black Swan
Acting
Isaac Cheung
Sushi Papa
Acting
Jia Mae
Sushi Mama (as Jia Perlich)
Acting
Paolo Scandarisi
Swollen Pecker
Acting
Dante
The Racist Assistant
Acting
Joe Roche
Rookie
Acting
Ben Begley
Bartender
Acting
Tony Vera
Bad Guy
Acting
Danni Lang
Beautician #2
Acting
Ray Bolton
Patron
Acting
Eduardo Ambriz DeColosio
Worker
Acting
Diane Kawasaki
Theater Madam
Acting
Kimberly Irion
Store Patron
Acting
Allen Abrams
White Swan
Acting
Marlon Pelayo
White Swan
Acting
Nick Lanzisera
White Swan
Acting
Dominique Kelley
Pink Swan
Acting
Justin de Vera
Pink Swan
Acting
Evan Strand
Pink Swan
Acting
Eleazar Pagsisihan
Black Swan
Acting
Kato Bonner
Hawk
Acting
Laura Evans
Hotel Guest (as Laura J. Evans)
Acting
Daniel Berson
Hotel Guest
Acting
David Weisenberg
Patron
Acting
Jennie Taber
Patron
Acting
Jennifer DeFilippo
Patron
Acting
Harvey J. Alperin
Patron
Acting
Gregg Martin
Patron
Acting
Marlena Poles
Patron
Acting
Josh Cheney
Manager
Acting
Justin Dragonas
Cashier
Art
April Gooding
Passerby
Acting
Richard Penn
Passerby
Acting
Afi Ekulona
Passerby
Acting
Zachary James Rukavina
Passerby
Acting
Azur-De
Passerby
Acting
Rebekah Kochan
Passerby
Acting
Chloe Dykstra
Passerby
Acting
Nikea Gamby-Turner
Passerby
Acting
Rod Maiorano
Officer
Acting
Shayla Beesley
Girlfriend
Acting
Ethan Stone
U.S. Government Agent
Acting
Abraham Justice
Taliban Guard (as Mohamed Ibrahim Elkest)
Acting
Ace Gibson
Paparazzi
Acting
Michael D. Cohen
Paparazzi
Acting
Michael Silva
Paparazzi
Acting
James Elden
Paparazzi
Acting
Ken Pringle
Paparazzi
Writing
Kiersten Hall
Beautiful Girl
Acting
Leonard C. Jones
Charles Hughes
Acting