Kevin Farley
Michael Malone
Acting
Kelsey Grammer
General George S. Patton
Acting
Leslie Nielsen
Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa
Acting
Trace Adkins
Angel of Death
Acting
Robert Davi
Aziz
Acting
Geoffrey Arend
Mohammed
Acting
Travis Schuldt
Josh
Acting
Jon Voight
President George Washington
Acting
James Woods
Todd Grosslight
Acting
Dennis Hopper
Judge Clarence Henderson
Acting
Kevin Sorbo
George Mulrooney
Acting
Bill O'Reilly
Himself
Acting
David Alan Grier
Rastus Malone
Acting
Gary Coleman
Slave
Acting
Christopher McDonald
Lab Technician
Acting
Serdar Kalsin
Ahmed
Acting
Oliver Muirhead
Neville Chamberlain
Acting
Karri Turner
Lab Tech 2
Acting
Alaina Huffman
Celebrity 1
Acting
Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
Acting
Simon Rex
Simon Rex
Acting
Dana Lyn Baron
Speaker 1940's
Acting
Julian Berlin
Woman at Awards Party
Acting
Cocoa Brown
Airport Security Guard 1
Acting
Jen Halperin
Hottie
Acting
Mary Castro
Hottie
Acting
Nikki DeLoach
Lily
Acting
Susan Deming
It's That Michael Malone!
Acting
Katie Gill
Rehearsal Actress
Acting
Cameron Goodman
Political Aide
Acting
Camille Meyer
I Gave up an Ass Lift for This?
Acting
Mary Hart
Entertainment Tonight Host
Acting
Kaleigh Kennedy
Becca/Kaleigh
Acting
Simone Lotter
Partygoer 2
Acting
Jillian Murray
Heather
Acting
Gail O'Grady
Jane Wagstaffe
Acting
Anna Osceola
Molly Duncan
Acting
Lu Parker
Reporter 1
Acting
Amy Povich
Airport Passenger 1
Acting
Jane Justice Park
Reporter 2
Acting
Jenna Vogeler
Tiny Tina/Jenna
Acting
Lauren Lee Smith
Voice of Reason
Acting
Nadine Ellis
Parent
Acting
Marilyn Rising
Parent
Acting
Julianne Waters
Columbia Student '1968'
Acting
Christy Williams
Columbia Student '1968'
Acting
Alexander DiPersia
Rehearsal Actor
Acting
Sandi Johnson
Professor
Acting
Mark Vafiades
Look Out! It's Those Christians!
Acting
Jesse Heiman
Young Michael Malone
Acting
Brent Lydic
Wounded Soldier
Acting
Chriss Anglin
John F. Kennedy
Acting
Brandon Alter
He's Much Fatter in Person.
Acting
Scott Bailey
Celebrity 2
Acting
Morgan Beck
"Free History Term Papers"
Acting
Randall Bosley
Mussolini
Acting
Joanne Bowland
Intern
Acting
Vicki Browne
Rosie O'Connell
Acting
Jeff Corbett
Policeman 2
Acting
Rebekah Crane
Girl Scout
Acting
Tony X. Deale
Security Guard
Production
Chrisanne Eastwood
Hippie 2
Acting
Mell Flynn
"Traitor!"
Acting
Lisa Fredrickson
Singer
Acting
Carl De Gersdorff
Teddo
Acting
Eileen Gonzales
Reporter on TV
Acting
Allen Lee Haff
Airport Security Guard 2
Acting
Joe Hartzler
'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor
Acting
Mark Henderson
Minister 2
Directing
Benton Jennings
Hitler
Acting
Jack Kelly
You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller
Production
Coco Leigh
Nun on Bus
Acting
Zachary Levi
Lab Tech 1
Acting
Joey Luthman
Boy Scout
Acting
Rich McDonald
Thought You Hated Country Music!
Acting
Meghan McEveety
Trophy Girl
Acting
Brighid McEveety
Girl at BBQ
Production
Steve Monroe
Airport Passenger 2
Acting
Tyler Jacob Moore
Marty
Acting
Joey Naber
Terrorist 2
Acting
Durrell Nelson
Chaplain
Acting
John O'Hurley
Silvano
Acting
David Oved
Afghan Prisoner 2
Acting
Norman Panto
Accordion Player
Acting
Robert Pierce
Minister 1
Acting
Bill Posley
Mose Malone
Acting
Oren Rehany
Terrorist on Bike
Acting
F. Lee Reynolds
Subway Policeman
Acting
Bryant Romo
"Sailors!"
Acting
Elizabeth Scott
I'm Starved.
Acting
Evan Sayet
Patient in Line
Acting
Atticus Shaffer
Timmy / Atticus
Acting
Sammy Sheik
Subway Terrorist
Acting
Abbie Shepherd
Trophy Girl at BBQ
Acting
Joe Sikorra
Policeman (MSG) 1
Acting
Steve Spiro
Cuban Commander
Acting
Richard Tanner
Village Voter
Acting
Peter F. Tegan
Stagehand
Acting
Fred Travalena
Jimmy Carter
Acting
Hiroshi Ueha
Tojo
Acting
Lee von Ernst
Hippie 1
Acting
Josh Zucker
Voice of Reason
Acting
Sarah Zucker
Voice of Reason
Acting
Paul R. Goldberg
Cocktail Musician
Acting
John T. Hatton
Cocktail Musician
Acting
Allen Simpson
Cocktail Musician / Musician
Sound
Joanna Repsold
Wedding Guest
Acting
Badger Wagstaffe
Wedding Guest
Acting
Cheryl Baxter
Parent
Acting
Troy Christian
Parent
Acting
Laura Fremont
Parent
Acting
Michael Higgins
Parent
Acting
Elisabeth Jee
Parent
Acting
Blane Savage
Parent
Acting
Marc Oka
Parent
Acting
Carlton Wilborn
Parent
Acting
Heather Lea Gerdes
Professor
Acting
Marcy Goldman
Professor
Acting
Ernest Harden Jr.
Professor
Acting
Anthony Marciona
Professor
Acting
Stan Mazin
Professor
Acting
Bubba Dean Rambo
Professor
Acting
Jerry Trent
Professor
Acting
Keith Allan
Plantation Singer
Acting
Fred Braggs
Plantation Singer
Acting
Eddie Eason
Plantation Singer
Acting
Jimmy Fisher
Plantation Singer
Acting
Julio Hanson
Plantation Singer
Acting
Tyree Mills
Plantation Singer
Acting
Andre Washington
Plantation Singer
Acting
Reshma Gajjar
Columbia Student '1968'
Acting
Christopher Jenkins Holmes
Columbia Student '1968'
Acting
Brian Michael Jones
Columbia Student '1968'
Acting
Eric Gustafson
Musician
Acting
David Kogge
Musician
Acting
Dan Vulovic
Musician
Acting
Adam Yasmin
Musician
Acting
Paris Hilton
Self
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