Dana Carvey

Pistachio Disguisey

Acting

Brent Spiner

Devlin Bowman

Acting

Jennifer Esposito

Jennifer Baker

Acting

Harold Gould

Grandfather Disguisey

Acting

James Brolin

Fabbrizio Disguisey

Acting

Austin Wolff

Barney Baker

Acting

Edie McClurg

Mother Disguisey

Acting

Maria Canals-Barrera

Sophia (as Maria Canals)

Acting

Robert Machray

Texas Man

Acting

Michael Bailey Smith

Henchman

Acting

Rachel Lederman

Texas Wife

Sound

Mark Devine

Trent

Acting

Kenan Thompson

Kenan

Acting

Jay Johnston

Rex

Acting

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

Acting

Jessica Lee Keller

Group Dancer

Acting

Vincent Riverside

Henchman

Acting

Mark Ginther

Henchman

Crew

Carrick O'Quinn

Henchman

Crew

Mitch Silpa

Henchman

Acting

Virginia Hawkins

Interview Woman

Acting

Jonathan Loughran

Security Guard

Acting

Ted Rooney

Security Guard

Acting

Brandon Molale

Doorman

Acting

Erick Avari

Cigar Maker

Acting

Phil Jones

Businessman

Acting

Michael DeLuise

Businessman

Acting

Larry Cedar

Businessman

Acting

Andrew Shaifer

Liberty Bell Security Guard

Acting

Vincent Castellanos

Art Dealer

Acting

Roger Mussenden

Waiter

Production

Al Goto

Ninja Warrior

Crew

Simon Rhee

Ninja Warrior

Acting

Kevin Nealon

White Collar Executive

Acting

Bill Cho Lee

Mongolian Elder

Acting

Chao-Li Chi

Mongolian

Acting

Steve Gormley

German Businessman

Acting

Christel Smith

German Businesswoman

Acting

Ava Metz

Another German

Acting

Bo Derek

Herself

Acting

Barry Bernardi

Bernardo

Production

Brian Catalano

Italian Officer

Acting

Gabriel Pimentel

Boxing Dummy

Acting

Martha Del Rio

Puerto Rican Housekeeper

Acting

Guelmarí Oppenheimer

Waitress

Acting

Tracy E. Wilson

Female Partygoer

Acting

Patricia De Leon

Waitress

Acting

Phil Fischer

Bully

Acting

Steven Hack

Chemistry Teacher

Acting

Dane Morris

Young Pistachio

Acting

Bryan Jeffrey Price

Jock

Acting

Andy Morrow

Captain America Kid

Acting

Naya Rivera

Captain America Kid

Acting

Julius Ritter

Captain America Kid

Acting

Brighton Hertford

Captain America Kid

Acting

Sandra Lindquist

Bartender

Acting

Eugene C. Palmer

Chef

Acting

Leland Crooke

Appraiser

Acting

Mike Johnson

Constitution Security Guard

Crew

Michael Lee Phillips Jr.

Constitution Security Guard

Directing

Buddy Bolton

Abe Lincoln

Acting

Stuart Quan

Ninja

Acting

Spencer Sano

Ninja

Crew

Hiro Koda

Ninja

Crew

Johnny Nguyen

Ninja

Acting

Yoshio Iizuka

Ninja

Acting

Ronn Surels

Ninja

Acting

Andy Cheng

Ninja

Crew

Steven Ho

Ninja

Acting

Tony Wilde

Doug

Acting

Berglind Icey

Big Bottom Girl

Acting

Leasi Andrews

Big Bottom Girl

Acting

Anna Marie Goddard

Big Bottom Girl

Acting

Theresa Madelin Lin

Big Bottom Girl

Acting

Adrian Armas

Group Dancer

Acting

Gustavo Vargas

Group Dancer

Acting

Paul Benshoof

Group Dancer

Acting

Oscar Orosco

Group Dancer

Acting

Andrea Bogart

Group Dancer

Acting

Paulette Maxwell

Group Dancer

Acting

Paula Abdul

Choreographer (uncredited)

Acting

Lisa Foiles

Lisa (uncredited)

Acting

Jesse V. Johnson

Thief (uncredited)

Directing

Shane Lyons

Shane (uncredited)

Acting

Michael Johnson

Himself

Acting

Cole Sprouse

Young Pistachio

Acting

Dylan Sprouse

Young Pistachio

Acting