Dana Carvey
Pistachio Disguisey
Acting
Brent Spiner
Devlin Bowman
Acting
Jennifer Esposito
Jennifer Baker
Acting
Harold Gould
Grandfather Disguisey
Acting
James Brolin
Fabbrizio Disguisey
Acting
Austin Wolff
Barney Baker
Acting
Edie McClurg
Mother Disguisey
Acting
Maria Canals-Barrera
Sophia (as Maria Canals)
Acting
Robert Machray
Texas Man
Acting
Michael Bailey Smith
Henchman
Acting
Rachel Lederman
Texas Wife
Sound
Kenan Thompson
Kenan
Acting
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
Acting
Jessica Lee Keller
Group Dancer
Acting
Vincent Riverside
Henchman
Acting
Carrick O'Quinn
Henchman
Crew
Mitch Silpa
Henchman
Acting
Virginia Hawkins
Interview Woman
Acting
Jonathan Loughran
Security Guard
Acting
Ted Rooney
Security Guard
Acting
Brandon Molale
Doorman
Acting
Erick Avari
Cigar Maker
Acting
Phil Jones
Businessman
Acting
Michael DeLuise
Businessman
Acting
Larry Cedar
Businessman
Acting
Andrew Shaifer
Liberty Bell Security Guard
Acting
Vincent Castellanos
Art Dealer
Acting
Roger Mussenden
Waiter
Production
Simon Rhee
Ninja Warrior
Acting
Kevin Nealon
White Collar Executive
Acting
Bill Cho Lee
Mongolian Elder
Acting
Chao-Li Chi
Mongolian
Acting
Steve Gormley
German Businessman
Acting
Christel Smith
German Businesswoman
Acting
Ava Metz
Another German
Acting
Barry Bernardi
Bernardo
Production
Brian Catalano
Italian Officer
Acting
Gabriel Pimentel
Boxing Dummy
Acting
Martha Del Rio
Puerto Rican Housekeeper
Acting
Guelmarí Oppenheimer
Waitress
Acting
Tracy E. Wilson
Female Partygoer
Acting
Patricia De Leon
Waitress
Acting
Steven Hack
Chemistry Teacher
Acting
Dane Morris
Young Pistachio
Acting
Bryan Jeffrey Price
Jock
Acting
Andy Morrow
Captain America Kid
Acting
Naya Rivera
Captain America Kid
Acting
Julius Ritter
Captain America Kid
Acting
Brighton Hertford
Captain America Kid
Acting
Sandra Lindquist
Bartender
Acting
Eugene C. Palmer
Chef
Acting
Leland Crooke
Appraiser
Acting
Mike Johnson
Constitution Security Guard
Crew
Michael Lee Phillips Jr.
Constitution Security Guard
Directing
Buddy Bolton
Abe Lincoln
Acting
Berglind Icey
Big Bottom Girl
Acting
Leasi Andrews
Big Bottom Girl
Acting
Anna Marie Goddard
Big Bottom Girl
Acting
Theresa Madelin Lin
Big Bottom Girl
Acting
Adrian Armas
Group Dancer
Acting
Gustavo Vargas
Group Dancer
Acting
Paul Benshoof
Group Dancer
Acting
Oscar Orosco
Group Dancer
Acting
Andrea Bogart
Group Dancer
Acting
Paulette Maxwell
Group Dancer
Acting
Paula Abdul
Choreographer (uncredited)
Acting
Lisa Foiles
Lisa (uncredited)
Acting
Jesse V. Johnson
Thief (uncredited)
Directing
Shane Lyons
Shane (uncredited)
Acting
Michael Johnson
Himself
Acting
Cole Sprouse
Young Pistachio
Acting
Dylan Sprouse
Young Pistachio
Acting