Asta Paredes
Chrissy
Acting
Catherine Corcoran
Lauren
Acting
Brenda Rickert
Aunt Bee
Acting
Lloyd Kaufman
Lee Harvey Herzkauf
Directing
Stan Lee
Narrator
Writing
Leesa Rowland
Victoria
Acting
Lemmy Kilmister
The President
Acting
Zac Amico
Zack
Acting
Vito Trigo
Leonardo
Acting
Clay von Carlowitz
Eugene
Acting
Debbie Rochon
Coach Kotter
Acting
Mike Baez
Donatello
Acting
Tara E. Miller
Rachel
Acting
Babette Bombshell
Principal Westly
Acting
Stefan Dezil
Slater
Acting
Rick Collins
Ron Simms
Acting
Gabriela Fuhr
Kelly
Acting
Caleb Emerson
Peanutch (Metal Detector Guard)
Acting
William Dreyer
Arnold
Acting
Mark Quinnette
Michaelangelo
Acting
Adam P. Murphy
Mr. Chips
Acting
Judah Friedlander
The World Champion
Acting
Josh Potter
Jock / The Toxic Avenger
Acting
Kyle Rappaport
Dancing Boy
Acting
Robert Prichard
Cop #1
Acting
Lisa Gaye
Professor Holt
Acting
Brick Bronsky
Dick Smith
Acting
John Migliore
Lauren's Chauffer
Acting
Joe Narode
Joey Muscles (uncredited)
Directing