Siena Agudong

Melody Barnegat

Acting

Austin Zajur

Brian David

Acting

Nicholas Cirillo

Burny

Acting

Reed Northrup

Belly

Acting

Ken Jeong

Manager Mike

Acting

Sam Richardson

Major Murder

Acting

Genesis Rodriguez

Hot Usher

Acting

Justin Long

Stank

Acting

Jason Lee

Brian's Dad

Acting

Rachel Dratch

Brian's Mom

Acting

Kate Micucci

Melody's Mom

Acting

Adam Pally

Emo Usher

Acting

Harley Quinn Smith

Sister Sugar Walls

Acting

Method Man

Cookie

Acting

Logic

Astro Blaster

Acting

Jason Mewes

A John

Acting

Jeff Anderson

Dad on Concession Stand

Acting

Rosario Dawson

Melody's Aunt

Acting

Jason Biggs

Construction Worker

Acting

Betty Aberlin

Mrs. B

Acting

Evelyn Giovine

Jessica Court

Acting

Morgan Bluestein

Teenage Movie Goer

Acting

Aaron Shuf

Kid on Concession Line

Acting

Ralph Garman

Mad Brad Woodland

Acting

Brian O'Halloran

Acting

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

Sister Black Eye

Acting

Ernest O'Donnell

Detective

Acting

Ming Chen

China Taste Boss

Acting

Jenny Mollen

Roach Coach Owner

Acting

Meredith Starkman

Randi

Acting

Diedrich Bader

Damocles

Acting

Benjamin Read

Movie Goer

Writing

John Willyung

Audience Guy

Acting

Ava Viola

The Hallway Attack Sister #1

Acting

Marlowe Fink

The Hallway Attack Sister #2

Acting

Cate Finck

The Hallway Attack Sister #3

Acting

Scottie DiGiacomo

Theater Mother (uncredited)

Acting

Bobby Favoretto

Theatre Customer (uncredited)

Acting

Shane Kalman

70s Priest (uncredited)

Acting

Benjamin Read

Movie Goer (uncredited)

Acting