Leslie Nielsen
Dick Steele
Acting
Nicollette Sheridan
Veronique Ukrinsky
Acting
Charles Durning
The Director
Acting
Marcia Gay Harden
Miss Cheevus
Acting
Barry Bostwick
Norman Coleman
Acting
Andy Griffith
General Rancor
Acting
Stephanie Romanov
Victoria / Barbara Dahl
Acting
Talisa Soto
Desiree More
Acting
Robert Guillaume
Agent Steve Bishop
Acting
Carl Ciarfalio
Thug #1
Crew
Keith Campbell
Thug #2
Crew
Esau McKnight
Skippy, Warrior on Cell Phone
Acting
Taylor Negron
Painter
Acting
'Weird Al' Yankovic
Himself
Acting
Alex Trebek
Agency Tape Recorder (Voice)
Acting
Mr. T
Helicopter Pilot
Acting
Ray Charles
Busdriver
Acting
Joyce Brothers
Steele's Tag Team Member
Acting
Terry Gene Bollea
Steele's Other Tag Team Member
Acting
Pat Morita
Brian, Waiter in Restaurant
Acting
Elizabeth Kaitan
Helicopter Ticket Agent
Acting
Alexandra Paul
Woman in Murphy Bed
Acting
Michael Berryman
Bus Patron with Oxygen Mask
Acting
Eddie Deezen
Rancor Guard Who Gets Spit On
Acting
John Kassir
Rancor Guard at Intercom
Acting
John Ales
Kabul
Acting
Ilya Baskin
Professor Ukrinsky
Acting
Mason Gamble
McCluckey
Acting
Carlos Lauchu
Slice
Acting
Roger Clinton, Jr.
Agent Clinton
Acting
Robert Culp
Businessman
Acting
Fabio
Fabio
Acting
Curtis Armstrong
Pastry Chef
Acting
Clyde Kusatsu
Noggin
Acting
Diane Klimaszewski
Twin #1
Acting
Elaine Klimaszewski
Twin #2
Acting
Tina Arning
Dancer
Acting
Rick Cramer
Heimlich, Rancor Terrorist
Acting
Brad Garrett
Short Rancor Guard (Voice)
Acting
Kelly Lange
Kelly Lange
Acting
Thuy Trang
Manicurist
Acting
Austin Kottke
Boy with Balloons
Acting
Reid Worthington
Balloon-Popping Boy
Acting
Shari Shattuck
Stewardess
Acting
Downtown Julie Brown
Cigarette Girl
Acting
Asbjørn 'Bear' Riis
Guard at Rocket (uncredited)
Acting
Katherine Moffat
Agent Moffat
Acting
Linda Harmon
Singing Nun
Acting