Ezio Greggio
Antonio Motel
Acting
Dom DeLuise
Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza
Acting
Billy Zane
Jo Dee Foster
Acting
Joanna Pacula
Lily Wine
Acting
Charlene Tilton
Jane Wine
Acting
Martin Balsam
Det. Martin Balsam
Acting
Stuart Pankin
Insp. Pete Putrid
Acting
John Astin
The Ranger
Acting
Phyllis Diller
Old Secretary
Acting
Bubba Smith
Olaf
Acting
Larry Storch
Sergeant
Acting
Rip Taylor
Mr. Laurel
Acting
Shelley Winters
Mrs. Motel (The Mother)
Acting
Nedra Volz
Ranger's Wife
Acting
Andre Rosey Brown
Motorcycle Cop
Acting
Henry Silva
Police Chief
Acting
Marshall Bell
Cross Dressing Agent
Acting
Lee Allan
Agent #1
Acting
Sal Landi
Agent #2
Acting
Pat Rick
President Bill Clinton
Acting
Tony Cox
Dwarf Guard
Acting
Joe Dante
Dying Man
Directing
John Carpenter
Trenchcoat Man / Gimp
Directing
Irwin Keyes
Guard
Acting
Eddie Deezen
Video Cameraman
Acting
Ken Davitian
Luciano Pavarotti
Acting
Peter DeLuise
Checkout Guard
Acting
John Landis
FBI Agent
Directing
David DeLuise
Policeman #1
Acting
Al Ruscio
Phillip Morris
Acting
Dom Irrera
Gas Station Attendant
Acting
Lance Kinsey
Investigating Officer
Acting
Shelly Desai
Trick
Acting
Lonnie Burr
Drunk
Acting
Debra Christofferson
Misery Woman
Acting
Linda Lutz
Housedress Woman
Acting
Rudy De Luca
Malicious Mel the Checkout Maniac
Acting
Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst
Beautiful Woman
Acting
Jeff Celentano
Agent
Directing
Raymond Serra
Agent Prostitute #1
Acting
Daniel McVicar
Forensics Expert
Acting
Wilhelm von Homburg
Maitre 'D
Acting
John Roarke
Ex-President George Bush
Acting
Jeff Bright
Mummy
Acting
Kimber Sissons
Push-Up Lady
Acting
Lynn Shirey
First Lady Hillary Clinton
Acting
John Fadule
Policeman #2
Acting
Seifullah Ziyad II
Michael Jackson
Acting
Jim Maniaci
Rape Culturist #1
Acting
Manny Molina
Rape Culturist #2
Acting
Robert Muse
Agent Prostitute #2
Acting
Lana Schwab
Nurse
Acting
Matteo Molinari
Bellboy
Acting
Rino Piccolo
Ambulance Driver
Production
Mel Brooks
Checkout Guest (uncredited)
Acting
Ray S. Ellerbe
Agent (uncredited)
Acting
Cornelia Johnsson
Sharon Bone (uncredited)
Acting
Angela Masini
Fat Woman (uncredited)
Acting