Carlos Alazraqui
Deputy James Garcia
Acting
Mary Birdsong
Deputy Cherisha Kimball
Acting
Robert Ben Garant
Deputy Travis Junior
Writing
Kerri Kenney
Deputy Trudy Wiegel
Acting
Thomas Lennon
Lieutenant Jim Dangle
Acting
Wendi McLendon-Covey
Deputy Clementine Johnson
Acting
Niecy Nash-Betts
Deputy Raineesha Williams
Acting
Cedric Yarbrough
Deputy S. Jones
Acting
Lennie Loftin
Chief of Police
Acting
Danny DeVito
District Attorney
Acting
Alejandra Gutierrez
Miss Acapulco
Acting
Brandon Molale
Kevlar Guy
Acting
Kathryn Fiore
Cheyenne the Helicopter Model
Acting
David Koechner
Sheriff of Aspen
Acting
Dave Holmes
Persnickety Desk Worker
Acting
Patton Oswalt
Jeff Spoder
Acting
Toby Huss
Glen the Desk Clerk
Acting
Cathy Shim
Spring Break Dream Girl
Acting
Ian Roberts
Captain Rogers, DHS
Acting
Chris Tallman
Alligator Expert
Acting
Tamara Fox Meyerson
Tammy
Acting
Paul Rudd
Ethan the Drug Lord
Acting
Marisa Petroro
Drug Lord's Girlfriend
Acting
Kyle Dunnigan
Drug Lord's First Hostage
Acting
David Wain
Breen the Plumber
Acting
Todd Holoubek
Tattooed Guy
Acting
Michael Patrick Jann
Tattoo Shop Owner #1
Directing
Nick Swardson
Terry
Acting
Brian T. Finney
Decontamination Guy
Acting
Irina Voronina
Russian Model
Acting
Steve Little
Drug Lord's Second Hostage
Acting
Joe Lo Truglio
Tattoo Shop Owner #2
Acting
Ken Marino
Deaf Tattoo Artist
Acting
Kevin Allison
Tattoo Victim
Acting
Eric Price
Wrestling Referee
Acting
Kathryn Smith
Jello Wrestler
Acting
David Veach
Dangle's "Body Double"
Acting
Mary Castro
Wiegel's "Body Double"
Acting
Michael Ian Black
Ron of Ron's Tattoo
Acting
Michael Showalter
Paul
Directing
Shanti Hall
Hot Paramedic
Acting
Mindy Sterling
Spoder's Mom
Acting
Matthew Budds
Clapping Cop
Acting
Michael Hoback
Barry Baum
Acting
Paul Reubens
Sir Terrence
Acting
Jack Plotnick
Steve Marmella
Acting
Oscar Nuñez
Jose Jose Jose
Acting
Floyd Van Buskirk
Proctologist
Acting
Jason Bartley
Mansion Gunman (uncredited)
Acting
David Cohen
Policeman (uncredited)
Acting
Tracy Dali
Bike Cop (uncredited)
Acting
Rico Devereaux
Smoking Cop (uncredited)
Acting
Duke Gonzalez
Self (uncredited)
Acting
Dwayne Johnson
Rick Smith, S.W.A.T. (uncredited)
Acting
Theresa Joy
Roller Babe (uncredited)
Acting
Kent Kasper
Alabama State Trooper (uncredited)
Acting
Alyssa LeBlanc
Stripper (uncredited)
Acting
J.P. Manoux
Naked Armenian (uncredited)
Acting
Jill-Michele Meleán
Southern Spring Breaker (uncredited)
Acting
JT Mollner
Newspaper Reporter (uncredited)
Directing
Bobby Silva
Bartender (uncredited)
Acting
Aaron Takahashi
Japanese Tourist (uncredited)
Acting
Jason Williams
Police Officer (uncredited)
Acting
Jaime Zevallos
Police Officer (uncredited)
Acting